Clutch returning with a new album, the new issue of Metal Hammer being AWESOMEZ, Black Veil Brides, Slash, Marilyn Manson not being very shocking, Girls Aloud actually being okay (what?!), KISS vs Aerosmith, extreme Bloodstock headliners, being a roadie for Iron Maiden, the best death metal albums of all time, unsung heroes of heavy metal and Gangnam Style being awesome (fuck off you know it is).