I can tell I’m getting older because the nostalgia tours are pandering exceptionally hard to me right now. I mean, look at this shit: Weezer will head out this fall to celebrate 30 years of their self-titled debut LP, aka the Blue Album. They’re playing the record in full, and they’re bringing along both the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur Jr. as openers. Resistance is futile, elder millennials! The cream of the major-label alt-rock crop have you in their clutches.