Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus has been in the news lately for battling cancer. His former bandmate Tom DeLonge is seemingly always in the news due to his second career as a UFO expert, but we somehow haven’t posted about him since 10 months ago, when we learned he was directing a sci-fi movie. Speaking of sci-fi movies, M. Night Shyamalan has been in the news lately for releasing a movie about a beach that makes you old. The following story relates to all three of these people.